Funny stories about gardening with children

Let’s have a thread of funny stories about gardening with children!

Here’s something that happened with my three-year-old today. I decided to water the garden while he was outside with me.

Me: (pouring water on a garden bed) “Happy plants!”
Him: “Happy plant! More water!”
We went back for another bucketful of water.
Me: (pouring it on the next garden patch) “More water for happy plants!”
Him: “No! Sad plant!”
(It took me awhile to realize he was pointing at a weed.)
Me: “You’re right! Sad plant!”
Integrity: (dumping a whole lot of water on a still-living weed) “Happy plant!”
Me: “Yes . . . you’re right, it is.”

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That is cute!

Sadly I don’t get too many cute kid gardening stories anymore. Most of them go like this.

Teenager: Mom, why are you watering all these weeds?
Me: Because you haven’t pulled them yet - this is your assigned bed, remember?
Teenager:
Teenager:
Teenager tries to wander off
Me: Clears throat
Teenager: Guess I’ll work on this bed for a while then.

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(Laugh.) Yes, that’s what tends to happen when gardening is a chore rather than something the teenager chooses to do. :wink: It’s totally reasonable for gardening to be a chore that everyone has to do if it’s part of the family’s food security, of course!

I had a few teenagers who also love plants, and I love to see how they have worked plants and gardening into their adult lives. They are a pleasure to work with in the garden. Sadly, my younger ones are not so much. They DO like to eat though…so we all have to work together as a team! Definitely a reasonable chore! :slight_smile:

Hee hee, I have the same dynamic in reverse! My older children aren’t very interested in gardening, which is all right, just a bit sad, because I would have enjoyed sharing it with them.

My three-year-old adores playing outside and seems very interested in plants! Yay, I get to share the joy with him! :heart: I try to allow him to include himself in everything, because if he’s this interested in learning how to garden, it’ll be hugely to his benefit to learn how to do it by practicing now.

Right now, we’re working on the most important basic: “Walk on the pathways, not the garden beds. Don’t step on the plants.”

Maybe after that, we can work on, “Please stop pouring the soil back into the hole that Mommy is digging to try to plant a tree!” :rofl:

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Incidentally, he seems to have decided to adopt that particular weed. He keeps going back to it and pouring water on it. I’m kinda chagrined that it’s a weed he’s adopted, but it’s so wonderful that he’s decided he loves a particular plant! :laughing:

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I see that kids and dogs are very similar in this respect. We are trying to train our doggy kids to walk in the walkways not in the beds, don’t dig in the beds or lay in the beds and just because I am digging in the beds doesn’t mean I need your help.

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Heh! Yes, that makes sense!

My three-year-old really likes to lie down in the dirt and cover himself with dirt from head to toe . . . :laughing: I’ve heard that scrubbing one’s body with dirt is actually a good way to clean dead skin cels and excess oil from one’s skin, so it may be an instinct that small children have! Maybe we should all be doing more of it! :laughing:

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I grew up with a small creek (seasonal) in the yard. As kids we played in it as soon as the weather warmed at all. We’d be out in shorts, no shoes, and a hoodie or long sleeve shirt playing in the creek. Like 55° outside and 30-some° creek water. Soon as it got hot we would slather ourselves in the sand-mud sediment and play spa :joy:
We also had lots of little sandstone rocks. We’d grind them up and make “paint” and paint ourselves all over.

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Ha ha ha! My son gets so excited whenever I retrieve a bucket of water from the rain tanks. I want to water the plants, but he wants to create mud in the middle of an unplanted area to play in. :laughing:

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I know this post is a year old but i thought id revive it.. im sure im not the only one with new stories starting up this season!

Today my little one decided to trample the cucumber seedlings. Got my “natural” selection sorted out ahead of time hahaha​:sweat_smile::smiling_face_with_tear:

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At least little one has small feet?

Hahah, yes she certainly does! There’s always a bright side, eh? Im amazed it looks like most of em bounced back… Hardy little seedlings are a good sign! I already have so many planted but I wanna plant as many as possible! It sure made me chuckle :grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes:

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Yeah . . . my little one decided to sit on the patch of blue mustard a few weeks ago. Sit on it. Even though I’ve told him to be careful to not to walk on those plants for months, and he’s helped me harvest the leaves many times, and he loves eating them. Why did he sit on them?!

(The plants survived and are currently making their seeds, by the way, but the patch looks really ugly because they’re all lying flat on the ground now.)

The ways of toddlers are often mysterious. :joy:

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Oooh noooo! I keep saying that all the plants my girl tramples are gonna be extra strong, so i hope you have some sturdy stiff stemmed mustard genes passed along with those seeds hahaha!

“The ways of toddlers are often mysterious.”
Very true indeed, that made me chuckle out loud! Full impulse and curiosity wrapped up into a cute little human package heheh

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My 9 yr old decided to use the edge of the raised bed as a balance beam, and, luckily, only squashed one onion. After that, I was his spotter while I pulled undesired volunteers in that bed. It’s the fine line between letting his develop his sense of balance and me protecting my produce. :joy:

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My kids love balancing on the logs I use as borders, too! I figure, as long as they’re careful and don’t hurt themselves and/or anything else . . .

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Ha! Universal kid behaviour… my kid does the same exact with the logs i use as a border and stepped on my little onion too. I call her my garlic destroyer because all of my alliums are grown around the edges of my rows/borderline of the garden and she just loves to trample em and pull at the flavourful leaves to munch on.

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Ha ha ha ha! Well, at least she also enjoys eating them! That, at least, is more in line with the purpose for which you are growing them. :laughing:

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